An ask blog dedicated to the one and only William Shakespeare

 

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil

William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

primalstiles:

ingberry:

biblioprincessdalian:

jethroq:

Bromeo and Dudeliet, a forbidden bromance between two bros in rival fraternities, in fair Vebrona where we lay our scene

Two frat houses, broth alike in dignity

in fair Verbrona where we lay our scene

From mancient grudge break to new dudetiny

Where civil blood makes civil mands unclean

Bromeo Bromeo, no homeo

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

(Source: estebansraybans)

eziocauthon89:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats

(Source: dope-pope)